There's No Accounting for Taste

You forgot her birthday more than once
Left her crying in a heap
Ditched her to be with your friends again
You often don't come home to sleep

You disappoint her time and again
Though her love never subsides
I can't understand what she sees in you
Is it your lack of intellect or wandering eye?

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Whatever the reason for her undying love
It all seems like such a waste
She's a 10 and you're a negative 2
There's no accounting for taste

She bailed you out of jail last night
For your second, no third DUI
You hit on her sister in front of her
And blamed it on being high

In every other area of her life
She's got her shit together
But her choice in a mate is a puzzling one
She must mistake pain for pleasure

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SPOKEN/RAP
You ruined your last girlfriend's credit
And crashed another one's car
Her friends staged an intervention
But she walked out and said something bizarre
"One girl's trash is another one's treasure.
So why don't you let him be?
He may not seem that perfect to you
But he's the only man for me"

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